(via gnarly)

jamesfrancoe:

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

(via caitlynwho)

captainclassycunts:
“ vegannvagina:
“ babyferaligator:
“ dumbass
”
Infomercial Kitten
”
Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?
”

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

(via impalakitten)

human:
“ the motto
”

human:

the motto

(via love-calamity)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(via orgasm)

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

“We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity”

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(via love-calamity)

hatredly:

i’m gonna end up living alone with 69 cats to remind me of what it could have been

(via orgasm)

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(via orgasm)